Cowboys & Aliens
At last, another one of 'em originals!
| Thanks in part to this duck! | 
Well at least I thought it was. Turns out Jon Favreau adapted it from a graphic novel.
Nowadays, Hollywood's just gettin' lazier and lazier when it gets down to comin' up with original scripts.
| They even made an amusement park adaptation. | 
| Which helped get this guy set for about 50 lifetimes. | 
So it's quite refreshin' to see a movie like this one. It's also very pleasing to once again see a way-past-his-prime Han Solo smirking on the silver screen.
| I think the last time I saw him on screen was in Hollywood Homicide. | 
| Otherwise, this dude did a cameo in 500 Days of Summer. | 
Jake Lonergan (Daniel Craig) is the epitome of a cowboy! He's a cow-MAN (no homo)!
| Even if her did a brokeback threesome with these two, any may would still be the gay one when compared to Lonergan. | 
I believe the indians in this movie made Lonergan drink mescaline which made him recover from his amnesia caused by the aliens.
| But for some reason, this was what Craig saw. Though it wasn't shown in the movie. | 
| As for Sam Rockwell, well, a goody-two-shoe'd bartender just doesn't appeal to me much. | 
7.5 is the rating for this flick.
Plus 0.5 for Harrison Ford just bein' there, acting like a true cowboy colonel!
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The Bob Dylan gif is way too trippy. Haha.
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