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Being A Nuffnang Blogger is the Hottest Thing Since... Cowboys. Or Aliens.

Okay, we just want to watch Cowboys & Aliens. Because it stars Harrison Ford. And Danny Craig. (Danny?)

To explain the title: Once upon a time, cowboys were hot. American kids used to play this game called Cowboys vs. Indians (nope, not a Supreme Court case). The jocks were always the cowboys. The nerds and the losers were Indians. That's because being a cowboy is cool.

Christian Bale was a cowboy. And Christian Bale is hot.

Then came the 90s. We had this fascination with the unknown. Well, that was popular since the 50s, but it was only when our technology actually reached a point bringing Star Wars to reality did we come to embrace everything from the great beyond. Remember The X-Files? Aliens were hot then. As well as Agent Scully, of course.

It's the eyes. And the lips.

Also, we are required to say that Pizza Hut now offers Hot on the Dot Pizza deliveries: 30 minutes AND hot (as indicated by the thermally activated sticker you place on the pizza box upon receiving your pizza) or your pizza is FREE!

So please, please, please, give us free tickets. Because we want to see Han Solo whoop James Bond's ass.

P.S. We are also required to say this at the end of this post: Dial 911-11-11 if you want your pizzas Hot on the Dot!

*pics from Miss Strangelove and Wikia


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