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Horrible Bosses

All right, you may think that this is a Judd Apatow comedy, but it's not.

So here are the horrible bosses:

Dave Harken (Kevin Spacey)

"Listen, I don't care if you played Teen Wolf too."

Kevin Spacey, you're always a tool. It's not hard to imagine you as a bad guy. And you are literally a bad guy in this movie, as you're the only one who shot someone dead.

Bobby Pellit (Colin Farrell)

Mr. Farrell, I love what you do with your Irish accent every time you're in a Hollywood movie. What do you do? Do you declare it at customs? Do you leave it at an airport locker somewhere and just get it before going back to Ireland? What do you do with it? Where does it go?

and finally...

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. (Jennifer Aniston)

Really, who doesn't want their boss doing this to them?

Oh, jolly good, Ms. Aniston. You've bounced back. Yes, I know Brad left you for a hotter woman, but who says you're not hot? Really, you are smokin'. Very, very good.

Okay, rest of the cast, not bad, yadda yadda. Jason Bateman is always a great team player. Yadda yadda. Julie Bowen is hot. But I think I've already mentioned that before in some Modern Family review. Yadda yadda. And Charlie Day sounds like a whiny Chris Romano when he shouts. Yadda yadda.

Horrible Bosses. USA. 2011.

Rating: Seven and a half out of ten
Meghan Markle's hot cameo: Plus point three
Final rating: Seven point eight out of ten

*pics from TQN here and here, and fastcache.gawkerassets.com


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