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This is the stock market case. I don't really know much about stock markets. It's not my thing. But the brilliant thing about this episode is showcasing Mr. Mike Ross's excellent memory.

Even under the influence of alcohol.

Mike helps Rachel study for the LSAT. And she finds out that Mike was the "test genius" who took tests for other people. That should actually be a turn-on, right?

They could've just played footsie the whole time.

And also, I just love the pop culture references here. Harvey Specter does Rocky Balboa. You just gotta love the writers of this show.

And you gotta love Gabriel Macht for doing a decent Stallone.




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Mike Ross doesn't know the lyrics to the Harvard song. That's okay. I don't know the lyrics to "UP Naming Mahal" either. And we all know UP is like the Harvard of the Philippines.

When I say UP is like Harvard, I mean Diliman.

Mike bails Trevor out of jail. But he should've cut that anchor loose a long time ago.

We have a David v. Goliath legal battle here. (Wouldn't it be cool if there really was a Supreme Court case like "John David v. Goliath National Bank"?) And I'm talking about an immigrant cab driver, representing himself, going against the Goliath that is Harvey Specter. And unlike the Bible story, Goliath destroys David. But grants him mercy. How nice.

The cab driver's got nothing on the hair.

Back to Trevor. Harvey Specter steps in, but only so Mike Ross can give his friend a one-way ticket to Montana. And with the anchor out of town, it looks like smooth sailing from here.

Also, I love the Mike Ross doll. Especially the hair.

It's even got the green eyes.



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The alternate title for this episode is "Bedbugs and Ex-Husbands That Look Like Dr. Dre".

Or maybe a cross between Dre and John Legend.

So now they have two cases. First is the Bedbugs case, which is Mike Ross's first. A housing problem. Eviction, I think. Anyway, that vixen lawyer Vivian Tinaka is hot.

Evil. But hot.

And then we have Harvey's Ex-Husband case. This involves drugs, and not the illegal kind. Pharmaceutical drugs. And whose ex-husband is it? Jessica Pearson's. She used to be married. And speaking of marriage, I love the scene where Mike and Rachel pretend to be husband and wife. Ooh. Meghan Markle is so hot.

You can see it in their pretentious smiles.





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Great story, although a bit heavy.

I tried to trace the source of the heavy feeling, and realized that it probably came from the fact that we all know how this film will end, and we don't like the journey. Who likes smart apes taking over the world, anyway?

Really, who likes that?

Also, there's this really disturbing feeling, which I believe comes from seeing animals that are as smart as people. That is creepy, in any culture, in any era. No exceptions. Talking apes are the creepiest. The first time Caesar spoke, I was as surprised as the zookeeper guy in the film. And the second time he spoke, I was still as surprised as James Franco. I think talking apes will always surprise me.

Another thing that surprised me: hearing Tom Felton talk with an American accent. Very good. The other Potter kids should learn from this guy. American accents will be their ticket to Hollywood. And Draco Malfoy got there first.

He was also the first one to hug Lord Voldemort.

I predict that it will only be a matter of time before motion-capture actors will become eligible for an acting award. Caesar's facial expressions are perfect, most of the time using just subtle twitches and gestures, but the result is a wonder to behold. All thanks to Andy Serkis, the Motion-Capture King.

Woah, is Serkis really that small?

And finally, to Ms. Freida Pinto: you're pretty, but one kind of gets used to your face after a while. Also, you don't show any skin. Next time, okay? Good.


Rise of the Planet of the Apes. USA. 2011


Rating: Seven point eight out of ten.



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Cars. Fast cars. Formula 1 engines. McKernon Motors, to be exact. Although Google says it's not a real engine company. Obviously. I think it's a ripoff of McLaren.

Even the colors match the Silver Arrow.

Oh, so Suits is on Twitter. Oh-kay.

Finally, Harvey Specter gives a fist bump. Boo-yah.

He just looks so adorable.

Things are starting to get complicated. Mike and Rachel go out for dinner, although I'm not sure it can be classified as a "date". And also, Mike kissess his ex-best friend's ex. I guess you could say he kissed his ex's ex. Which would sound weird if it were in a different context.

I would pick Rachel over the other girl any day.



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I'd just like to say that I'm not really into this show's opening credits. It's like... meh.

Anyway, this episode deals with intellectual property law. You know, patents and stuff. So now you know what to do when someone beats you to a patent.

And that is... play tennis with your boss.

You've got to admire Mike Ross and his voracious reading. I mean, I read a lot. But sometimes it takes me more than one reading for the information to truly sink in. This guy absorbs information like a sponge. Brilliant. Also, hooray for getting high.

"So Burkina Fasso is... here?"

Louis, I think, is probably gay. He never wears a towel in the showers. And he has this certain facial expression. Also, he's unmarried. Although these are not enough to come to the conclusion that he is definitely gay, I'd bet on it. Except I don't bet.

"You know it, bro."

And hooray to Harvey Specter, for showing us that judges are not as pristine and immaculate as we think they are. They're human, too. And humans can go down. Hard.




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At last, another one of 'em originals!

Thanks in part to this duck!
Well at least I thought it was. Turns out Jon Favreau adapted it from a graphic novel.

I have been playing Civilization World on Facebook for a while now, and I feel I am ready to review it. It is, I’ve found, a slavery simulator, in which a despotic deity—the player—forces upon hapless individuals, born only for the purpose of labor, the task of building a civilization. It is interesting how one never sees these people walk around town, such as in Cityville. All one sees are the tiny people working, menially and repetitively, once in a while muttering how a road increases their productivity or how they are, overall, content.
When one reaches a certain amount of food, another citizen is born—to a brilliant civilization brought upon by the sweat of their forefathers and to a life of slavery of either being an artisan, a worker, a scientist, a farmer, or a merchant. The goal, then, is to handle your slaves well. Make sure they do not travel too far from their house to their area of production. Make sure they have homes. Make sure to build the increasingly expensive edifices which do little more than increase productivity for resources, so that you may build even more edifices. Make sure your empire is secure. Most of all, make sure the slaves are producing enough surplus value—so that you may take it from them—via your divine right—so that you may build more glorious wonders, compose an army, and create your own civilization.
In this light, one may also see it as a history game—which is not that bad. 
A four out of ten. 

Thanks to a friend, who recommended it from a friend.

Anybody who ever dreamed of becoming a lawyer, or anybody who seriously wants to become a lawyer, or anybody who's taking up law, or anyone who's already a lawyer─this show is for you.

So what's it about? Lawyers, of course. And all the dirty underhanded tactics that go with being one. The title is actually a play on the word "suit", which can mean both a lawsuit and an Armani.

"My suit is better than yours."

This is of course about Rookies and Pros, about Masters and Apprentices. And also about chicks. Yup, the legal world is full of chicks.

All the chicks from Episode 1 alone.
And yes, if it came to it, I would tap that black African-American ass.

So if you want to be a lawyer, better learn to play chess like one. And by chess, I mean real, live chess. Like reading people, and pressing where it hurts.

This also includes tips on dealing
with douchebag lawyers like him.

I loved The Godfather and Batman references. (Strangely, no one wants to be Christian Bale. Probably because these guys are American.)

One thing I learned here: it is possible to smoke pot and still retain your brilliance. But sooner or later, you'd have to stop, of course. But it still is possible. Kind of reminds me of someone.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, on to the second episode.



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Learned about this from a friend. And since I'm a big fan of Ricky Gervais, I just had to watch this. The only disappointing thing is that this is actually an old series. Like 2005-old. Well, as long as it's post-2000, it can be considered as "fairly recent". Though just barely.


1. "Ben Stiller"
Ben Stiller's whiny screams are always a blast.
It's a good thing they used Ben Stiller for the pilot. Had they used any other celebrity, I might not have gotten hooked. Ben Stiller is hilarious here. And of course, so is Ricky Gervais. As always.

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