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Da Couch Tomato Podcast Season 2 Episode 8, discussing Spider-Man: No Way Home. Hindi namin inakala na makakakita kami ng isang mahabang dialogue exchange in Filipino sa isang major Hollywood movie. Nagustuhan din namin na the use of all three actors who played Spider-Man on the big screen ay na-pull off nang maayos, and hindi naging gimik lang para kumita ng pera. Also, bakit nga ba kami nalungkot sa nangyari kay Aunt May?

Sting Lacson's rating: 8.6/10
Rachel's rating: 8.7/10
Final rating: 8.65/10

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Bromance mode: on.

1. My god, Zendaya is so beautiful. I mean, Laura Harrier was hot, but Zendaya's beauty is on a whole other level.

2. Not many superhero movies focus on love stories. Captain America: The Winter Soldier was a superhero/detective movie, or to quote my review from 2014, "it's a thriller mystery that just happens to be set in the Marvel Universe". Spider-Man: Far From Home in my opinion is a great teenage love story that just happens to be set in the MCU. You know it's a great love story if it makes you feel giddy as a schoolboy again.

3. Okay, with Mysterio using state-of-the-art holograms, I guess that makes him the MCU super villain that's hardest to beat. His power is similar to the X-Men villain Mastermind, except Mysterio uses technology and not mutant powers. Since Mysterio messes up one's sense of sight and sound (his illusions are visual and auditory in nature), I guess the heroes that stand a chance of easily defeating him would be Wolverine (he can sniff him out) and Daredevil, I guess. So yay for Spidey and his Peter Tingle!

4. The scene with Peter Parker swinging through the streets and canals of Venice is one of the most visually spectacular scenes in the film. I guess we've gotten so used to the costumed Spider-Man doing the webslinging, so seeing a human form do those aerial acrobatics is indeed a sight to behold. Plus, it doesn't look as fake as, say, the special effects ten years ago.

5. Ah, Marisa Tomei. She remains sexy as ever. She's an Oscar winner, by the way, did you know that? Well, that's probably slipped your mind, but it doesn't matter. She isn't in this movie to flex her acting muscles, anyway.

6. Aunt May dating Happy Hogan is hilarious. Happy has always been this arrogant adult around the web-slinging teenager, although he still acts quite smug about his romantic intrusion into the Parker household. Peter Parker not whooping Happy's ass just goes to show how well May and Ben raised their nephew. I'd have given Happy a hard time if I were in Peter's place.

7. Okay, why does Peter get to call his aunt by her first name? Maybe it's an American thing, but that's kind of a no-no in Philippine culture. So what if it was his late Uncle Ben that was his biological relative? May Parker is still his aunt by marriage, and as such deserves to be called by something that connotes respect.

7. Wow. J. Jonah Jameson is still played by J.K. Simmons. In Hollywood, when one says "reboot", the entire cast and creative team is scrapped in favour of new players. Tom Holland is the third screen iteration of Spider-Man, and his version is the second reboot. J. Jonah Jameson appeared in the first iteration with Tobey Maguire, was absent in the Andrew Garfield reboot, and then reappears in this film in the end credits scene. The only reason I can think of why Marvel decided to stick with J.K. Simmons is because that man IS J. Jonah Jameson. Although I'm sure a bit of casting effort can give the audience a new J. Jonah Jameson, everybody knows J.K. Simmons was born to play the part.

8. In relation to the above, I would argue that J.K. Simmons isn't the first Marvel character to play the same role in a franchise reboot. That belongs to William Hurt, who played General Ross in the Edward Norton iteration of The Incredible Hulk, and also played the same character in Captain America: Civil War and Avengers: Endgame. Except the last two weren't really Hulk movies, so yeah. It's complicated.

8. Martin Starr is an awesome. I only know him as Gilfoyle from HBO's Silicon Valley, but I can tell how good an actor he is, because his entire character is different. Gilfoyle is a lazy, arrogant Satanist with a deep voice, while as Mr. Harrington, he is a believable high school teacher managing day-to-day school stress.

9. The black and red Spidey costume is actually pretty cool. The Spidey costume I was used to was the old red and blue suit, the blue of which could range anywhere from RGB blue to dark navy blue. Seeing red and black on this iteration of Spider-Man was a welcome surprise indeed. The one in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse doesn't count, beause that one's dominantly black with red highlights.

10. What's up with Nick Fury? So was he a shape-shifting Skrull all along? How long has this been going on? Also, why the twist? I know this is the end of Marvel s Phase 3, but what does that mean for Phase 4 if Nick Fury wasn't who we thought he was all along? Ugh, so many unanswered questions.

"Slow down, I need to be nearer the camera. Because you're taller than me."



Spider-Man: Far From Home. USA. 2019.



Original rating: 8.6/10
No Zendaya nudity: -0.1
No Marisa Tomei nudity: -0.1
Jake Gyllenhaal: +0.1
Samuel L. Jackson: +0.1
Jon Watts's directing: +0.1
Final rating: 8.5/10
Another big-budget bonanza.

Captain America: Civil War feels like an Avengers movie marketed as a Captain America flick, probably because it’s too soon to have another one after Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Although there are twelve superheroes in this flick which, even discounting Bucky the Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan), is more than the number of heroes in Age of Ultron, somehow it doesn’t feel too crowded. I’d say the reason for this is because this film focuses on the relationship between the two poster boys Captain America (Chris Evans) and Iron Man (Robert Downey, Jr.). This gives the filmmakers enough room to flesh out the relationship between them, relegating the rest to supporting roles, which helped focus the storytelling.

Anyway, I’d hold back on the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice comparisons, first because that film wasn’t a proper ensemble movie, and second because Civil War pulled off the “friendship over” theme better by setting up the conflict more effectively.

Team Cap posing for a photo.

Now whether you liked the film because of its adrenaline-pumping action sequences, or because of its mature themes of friendship and betrayal, here are five more reasons to go see it.

5. The Black Panther
Although not that well-known compared to the other heroes in this flick, T’Challa a.k.a. Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) gets enough screen time and action sequences to summon a following strong enough to translate into box office ticket sales. That is when he gets his own stand-alone movie in a couple of years.

4. A huge Ant-Man
If you’ve never heard of Ant-Man before Paul Rudd, that’s okay, despite him being one of the founding members of the Avengers in the comic books. So I guess it also follows that you know nothing about how Ant-Man’s powers work, which would make giant Ant-Man a welcome treat.

3. A young Robert Downey, Jr.
I don’t know why I’m the only one raving about this reverse-aging technology, but I’ve been excited about it since The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. What are some of the repercussions of being able to physically make an actor look younger? Well, a Han Solo spin-off movie, for starters. With Harrison Ford still playing himself. I know, right?

2. A young Peter Parker
Now this… this is Spider-Man. I’ve been a fan of the web-slinger from the comics, and I can tell you that this iteration of Peter Parker is the one that comes closest to the comic books. It’s actually because the original Peter Parker was a teenager when he donned the Spidey outfit, which is why Tom Holland is now my favourite onscreen Spider-Man.

1. A hot Aunt May
Two words: Marisa Tomei. ‘Nuff said.

Wipe that drool off your chin, boy.




Captain America: Civil War. USA. 2016.



Original rating: 8.5 / 10
Unrecognisable Daniel Brühl: + 0.1
No Scarlett Johansson nudity: - 0.05
No Elizabeth Olsen nudity: - 0.05
Too much Jeremy Renner: - 0.05
Stressed out Don Cheadle: - 0.05
Not enough Falcon: - 0.05
Final rating: 8.35 / 10

Any English major can tell you what the title is all about. Or at least any Shakespeare buff. The title comes from the soothsayer from Julius Caesar's William Shakespeare. Oh, sorry... from William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. "Beware the ides of March."

So what does this film have in common with Julius Caesar? Nothing, except the politics. So that is what we shall discuss.

First, the campaign team of Governor Mike Morris (George Clooney) as he climbs his way up the electoral ladder. There’s Paul Zara, played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, brilliant as always. So we’ll skip him.

"Yeah, you know I'm brilliant."

Then there’s his protégé Stephen Meyers, played by Ryan Gosling. Now Ryan Gosling has an all-American face, and he can act with it, especially with his eyes. But he can’t act very much with his voice. He always talks in a certain slow drawl, and is most of the time devoid of any expressions and emotions. I think he should work on that a bit. All right, after Gosling, there’s the slutty intern played by Evan Rachel Wood. Sometimes she looks pretty, and other times, she looks like a cokehead slut. As if I even know what a cokehead slut looks like.

"Yes, a cokehead slut."

On the other side of the political fence, there’s Zara’s rival Tom Duffy, played by Paul Giamatti, who is kind of the opposite of Ryan Gosling in the voice department. Giamatti’s voice is annoying, to say the least. It’s whiny, and it’s nasal. But he’s a great actor despite that.

"We both got a problem with our voice, Gosling. Deal with it."

Other actors in the cast are Marisa Tomei, whose hair I don’t like; Jeffrey Wright, who I’m seeing a lot of lately; and Max Minghella, the annoying sidekick to the Winklevii twins in The Social Network.

I almost forgot to mention that this flick was directed by George Clooney himself. However, I only have one complaint, and that is regarding the character of Governor Mike Morris himself. I felt his character wasn’t fleshed out too well, especially since his character is directly involved in the film’s turning point. I hope Clooney doesn’t justify his lack of characterization with the fact that he was busy behind the camera.

"How 'bout I justify it with my
looking awesome instead?"



The Ides of March. USA. 2011.



Rating: Six point nine out of ten.




*some info from IMDb
pics from All Movie Photo

Well, the movie is just as the title says it is. Crazy and stupid. Not really that stupid, though. Because I liked it. Kind of.

Emma Stone is a good actress, though she's not really my type. Even if she's a redhead. Julianne Moore still has some hotness left in her. And she's a redhead. So what exactly is my rule on redheads? I don't even know exactly.

Marisa Tomei is hot even without red hair.

Steve Carell shows his acting flexibility by showing us a bit of his dramatic side. Maybe he's like Jim Carrey, who really wanted to be a serious actor, but had to use his comic talents as a stepping stone. After seeing Steve Carell's horrible wardrobe in the beginning of the film, I too have decided that I probably need a makeover. Although I would rather have Gabriel Macht help me with it than Ryan Gosling.

Because seriously, he does look like he's Photoshopped.

Yes, this may be your typical rom-com. But there's this twist at the end, which I shall not speak of, because I don't think anyone would ever see it coming, not unless they were involved with the script in any way.

Wait a minute... Josh Groban? You're doing Hollywood films now? Opera-style singing not enough to pay the bills, eh?

"I'ma practice this face so I can land more roles."

And also, remember Hannah's friend Liz? I'll bet she's Pinay. Like if I had a hundred dollars, I'd bet it all on her Filipino blood. And a quick search on IMDb says... drumroll... yes she is Pinay.

With a name like Liza Lapira, it should be really obvious.


Crazy, Stupid, Love. USA. 2011.


Rating: Seven out of ten.



*some info from IMDb
pics from VLC

She's got a smile that it seems to me

Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky

Now and then when I see her face

She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long

I'd probably break down and cry

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine


Perhaps no song could capture the many different aspects of the film as Randy "The Ram" Robinson's chosen introduction music to his 20th Anniversary match against The Ayatollah in the movie The Wrestler's heartbreaking and excruciatingly painful climax.

Taken in the movie's context, the song could be talking about a multitude of things. "Sweet Child O' Mine" could be about Robinson's estranged daughter, played by the stunning and effective Evan Rachel Wood, with whom she has this on-and-off fatherly relationship with.

It could be about Cassidy/Pam played by a still stunning and still excellent Marisa Tomei in her first Oscar Buzz-worthy performance since winning Best Supporting Actress for My Cousin Vinny. Cassidy is an aging stripper forced into the business in order to care for her kid. She is Robinson's love interest so to speak but a better term would be "partnership interest" as their characters are less about wanting love but rather of not wanting to be alone.

It could be about the wrestling industry as a whole as from Robinson's perspective, he belongs to wrestling and to its fans and no one else. This is his happiness. Performing is his life and the ring is his heaven. Wrestling brings back memories of past glories and brings him to that special place wherein he is The Ram and the fans, his family.

Ultimately, the song is about Randy "The Ram" Robinson himself. He is the Child who brings back memories of people's childhood. Just like any wrestler is to its fans, The Ram is unforgettable and he will always be their Randy "The Ram " Robinson even though he could barely walk nowadays much less perform an enziguri.

The film is hailed as Rourke's comeback movie and a lot of people have been saying that he is basically playing himself in the movie except that the medium of entertainment is different. Comparisons are not way off base since both Rourke and Robinson are struggling performers who have seen much better times. To label it as such however would be wrong. Robinson is not really staging a comeback. There is no glitz in his future. He doesn't even want to be a significant player again. He just wants to be back in the crowd. In his own words, "Look, I just want to wrestle."

Rourke on the other hand wants more significance as an actor these days after nearly destroying himself with his self-imposed hiatus and diving into the boxing ring during the early 90s. Unlike Robinson who if he was an actor would have been content with being in direct-to-DVD fare, Rourke is acting to get out of that rut.

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain

Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

Rourke's portrayal of Robinson is extraordinary and one of the few times I've watched a movie where I felt like I was seeing someone give a performance of a lifetime. As a face, a wrestling good guy, Ram is every fan favorite you've watched over the years. In him, you see every one of your wrestling heroes. He is Jake "The Snake" Roberts with the way he walks and with his relationship with his daughter. He is Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, with whom I suspect his wrestling persona is based much on, with his finishing move, the RamJam. He is Rowdy Roddy Piper and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair with the way he talks to the crowd and with how much respect he commands from younger wrestlers. He is them. The face of wrestling for a time and the face of an over the hill veteran during present times

It's hard not to root for Robinson more so in his daily life than in the ring. You'll love him so much even though you know he will fuck up at some point again. Rourke's portrayal is so effective that you wish that the things they show isn't really what's happening with your beloved wrestling heroes.

Tomei is on the comeback trail herself. After winning an Oscar, roles eluded the actress and at what supposedly was her peak age, had to settle for small roles in small movies or insignificant ones in big ones. She played girlfriend roles when such roles could've been played by anybody.

These roles were beneath her. This fact also led her to The Wrestler which on all accounts was a small movie that had to find a distributor just to be released. Tomei is such a sweet-looking lady especially when she shares screen time with Rourke. She holds her own in every scene and although the role is not the meatiest of parts, Tomei steps on the pedal to the hilt and goes farther than the role could possibly be forseen in the beginning.

Aronofsky shoots the film as if it was a documentary and it could very well have been one and nobody would have noticed. He knows that the story is actually simple and there is no need for theatrics during the filming. What he has given us is a genuine feel of the wrestling world in a sense that it is not a "woe is me" business. Wrestlers do not want you to feel sorry for them. They do not want your pity even though they become cripples and hard of hearing because of the risks they take to entertain you. The scenes are realistic but they were not meant to make you feel bad for them even though at some points, if you had a heart, you would be.

If there is one weak link in the movie, it's that the script is far from original. A prize fighter with a stripper for a love interest? Please. Estranged daughter? Come on. Trying to maintain the glory? You've got to be kidding me. Life threatening disease? Not again!

Yes, the story has been told over and over again and it is almost a cliché to have these situations for the fighter. The sad part is you get the sense that these are the circumstances of Robinson because these ARE the circumstances of a lot of the people in the industry. The story is cliché because this is reality.

There are many scenes in the movie that are difficult to watch because you feel like your hero is in pain in the real sense and not in the wrestling sense. The movie is indeed a triumph in showcasing reality without asking you to feel sorry. The open ending allows the viewer to look for his own final chapter in the story and therefore gives a sliver of hope both to the viewer and the wrestlers being portrayed instead of going for over-the-top drama. Instead of offering up a conclusion, Aronofsky leaves it to the viewer to decide what happens to Randy "The Ram" Robinson and his relationships with his daughter Stephanie, Cassidy, and the Wrestling Industry and its fans.


Where do we go

Where do we go now

Where do we go

Sweet child o' mine


Rating: 9/10
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