Micro: The Vampire Diaries. Season 5. Episode 10: "50 Shades of Grayson"

Thumbs down, Damon, for that shitty episode title.

Damon and Enzo's fight is short-lived. (Also both their quests to be the lead actor of the 50 Shades of Gray movie?) I would've enjoyed watching them battle it out for the whole episode. Seeing Damon not really fight Enzo showed just how much he's grown through the years—and he did a lot of growing up. Strongest evidence of that: the breakup.

More. More. More!

Then I wouldn't have to see Aaron's pathetic plea to die. Or see Stefan save the girl again. This is a pathetic attempt to bring back the status quo of who's good or bad, to afterwards blur them again down the road.

Yeah, okay. Nothing new here.

I'm okay with Katherine dying, if that is indeed her destination this season, but not because she's a selfless bitch—I like her character, but I think it's her time.

I will miss this bitch though, if indeed she dies.

I hope Enzo stays. And I hope Aaron doesn't become the next villain.





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