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The film Elysium is an example of what is known as a "Jesus Christ Narrative". Now allow me to explain.
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The film Elysium is an example of what is known as a "Jesus Christ Narrative". Now allow me to explain.
If you mix the ingredients of Gore Verbinski, Johnny Depp, and Walt Disney Pictures, you'd think that you would always end up with a Pirates of the Caribbean movie blockbuster.
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But you're wrong!
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I personally find Steve Carell hilarious. Some people don't like him. Well, I do.
Tina Fey is cute as ever, but she has been shadowed by an even cuter, sexier girl who goes by the name of Leighton Meester. Yum.
Ray Liotta is still doing gangster roles. Isn't he a bit old to keep doing that? And by the way, he does look old. Older than how I remember him, of course.
Olivia Munn may have a cameo, but she doesn't look as hot here as she does on TV. And I'm sorry, Leighton Meester is hotter.
And the winners for this movie are:
- James Franco ─ Again, like in Pineapple Express, for acting weird roles, and refusing to be typecast as a Hollywood pretty boy.
- Mark Wahlberg ─ Mr. Shirtless himself has inspired me to lift weights.
- William Fichtner ─ Any movie with Fichtner in it is a treat to watch. He is such a natural actor, he doesn't even have to talk. He can act with just facial expressions.
- Mark Ruffalo ─ Despite the less than five minute-screen time, this is the first time I've seen him look scruffy. And it works. The scruffiness, I mean.
- Leighton Meester ─ Last, but definitely not the least. Leighton Meester is so hot, she makes ice cubes melt in Alaska in winter. What?
*some info from IMDb
pic from ugo.com
Date Night. USA. 2010.
Rating: Six and a half out of ten.
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