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Despite this episode not being penned by showrunners Bennioff and Weiss, it actually is the most Game of Thrones-y episode this season, because it's written by none other than…
HBOYes. The bearded one himself.
And because it's written by GRRM, this episode practically has all the elements that characterize the world of Westeros. Such as:
HBOSo that's why he needs an extra dick.
The best breasts are on HBO.
HBOSex scenes are contractually required on HBO shows.
Here's some post-coitus butt shots.
HBONo, not that one.
HBOYes, that's better.
The Tyrion-Shae love team is my favorite.
HBO"I still can't decide whether you're a Baratheon or a Lannister."
Who's the real king of the Iron Throne?
HBOBest viewed while eating breakfast.
Eeeewwww… is that pus?
HBOA Westerosi cosplay of Brave.
No bestiality, sorry.
HBOThey kind of sound like Jurassic Park velociraptors.
Every fantasy story should have a dragon.
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