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The Vampire Diaries Season 1, Episode 13 Children of the Damned

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If I had any hesitations on loving this show before, I don't know where it went because goddamit, OHMYGAWD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW. ARGH. I love it so much I want to do the whole micro review thingo in all caps. But that would suck for the imaginary audience, me yelling in their heads, so...The Vampire Diaries ep 13. Fuck. Historical flashbacks. Yeah. And more Damon bonding with Elena equals squee! And why can't bad guys like that exist in real life? Yes, they are psychotic but they kind of do things all for the sake of wuv. Damon's like Spike, only less hot. But he's also like Wolverine, only less annoying, so from this point on, I'm not going to complain about his annoying make-up anymore. And oh, the hotness of mini-Alyssa-Milano-vampire. This sure beat her stint in Nickelodeon's Unfabulous. So, whole episode. Fuck yeah. Traditional vampires yeaaaaaah. Women vampires in cohorts with women witches (also the traditional kind). I'll probably do an analysis on that some day. Also, cliff-hangers! Squee! I want to jump. Going to wipe my drool now. Will get better coherent review after the season finale, I promise, as I trust that it will blow me away.


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