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Microreview: "Blurred Lines" Music Video

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There are few songs which I consider genuine earworm. "Blurred Lines" is one. I tend to listen to earworms over and over, for days─even weeks─on end.

I believe that if the Unrated video wasn't taken down by YouTube (due to nudity), this might've surpassed "Gangnam Style" as the most viewed video ever.

Anyway, SPIN already did a post way back in March about the 15 Most Hilarious Parts of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" Video. We're doing something similar. Here are my five favorite parts, in ascending order.

5. The #THICKE hashtag

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Just the right amount of distracting.

4. Breasts

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No straight guy would ever say no to this.

3. Emily Ratajkowski's face

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Looks like a cross between a prettier Anne Hathaway and Gabrielle Anwar.

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And she still looks cute while doing ugly faces.

2. Pharrell's Facial Expressions

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Hahaha. Look at that face. Hilarious.

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Here's something a bit more... normal.


1. T.I.'s Dancing

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Because still photos do not do this justice.

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I wish director Diane Martel would release the full raw footage of T.I. dancing.

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T.I. practically stole the show.

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There should be some kind of award for this.

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LOL. T.I. just doesn't give a fuck shit.

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And my favourite dance move is actually his first appearance in the video.

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