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Not-So-Creative Storytelling #001

When you got a bad story to tell, you got to tell it right!
That's why we picked up untold stories so intriguing and stuffed it some more just
to make it sound right. That's what no-so-creative storytelling means!

When Kara was being groomed as a proper earth girl, they stumbled upon his brother’s monument...

Superman's monument at Metropolis park

...which no sooner stood in ruins, as warriors from Themscira tried to take her with them, and succeeded.

In Themscira was her training which no sooner again ended in another abduction, after being lectured at and exposed to a rebelling temperament.

This is where our story begins.

In the company of Darkseid, Kara was subjected to control and manipulation by scientists and sadists. They employed various techniques, mostly thru mainstream media, women empowerment, a green/Gaian agenda AND nursery rhymes (yes! yes!).

Being a highly-evolved Kryptonian, this was the first she has listened to nursery rhymes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses, and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again!

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife
Did you ever see such a sight in your life
As three blind mice?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
(Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.)

Now somehow, these lovely tunes broke her spirit, but brought her closer to being earthly, which was good, because everyone on Earth is either brake, broke, or broken.

Mending a broken spirit is equally important. So they supplied her with Oprah, and rabid women empowerment with straight lesbians, thunderbirds, women intellectuals and politicians, Sarah Palin, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, Lara Croft, Kris Aquino, Annabelle Rama, and even homosexual men. It’s disgusting.

I mean, this dude looks more male
than I am! I'm insulted.

Women’s lib and empowerment used to be good. But when they did crack, there was no stopping or silencing them.

Kara has been maturing quite fast. Thanks in part to Disney movies and princesses, and Miley Cyrus and dad.

Disney's Fantasia
Is seƱor Cyrus scared now? or excited? or...
Miley and sis. Click photo for more schooling
Which opened her, ready for more. Britney Spears, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, etc., were all programmed to her as she got ready to join Darkseid for more direction.

"Feminizing war"
Jay-Z, Rihanna, Charice, and poor kids

Now if they got her confused, Darkseid made sure he’d play interspersed clips of porn with the first time Kal-El treated Kara with some ‘Dogs...

"Her" again? Mighty!

...every night when Kara slept on her TV. Brilliant eh?

Frequent trips to MK-ULTRA and Monarch Mind-Control solidified her conformity, at the same time drilled deep into her an equally competent manipulator herself. Only time will tell when this is going to be triggered ON. At the sound of Robert Frost’s, we might just find out
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.


Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Until then, we can only lavish to a now mature and empowered Kara as she defines sexier pillowfights. Ciao, Tiger.


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