The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. HFR 3D

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The Hobbit was a children's book which was made into an adult film, so this adult film will be reviewed like a children's book. Written by a child.


The Hobbit is a nice movie. It is very colorful. I like the grass in the Shire. It is very green and realistic. The pictures look very real, like the big HD TV in my parents' room. I can see almost every hair on Gandalf's beard. The 3D made me dizzy. When the dragon attacked in the beginning of the film, I vomited in my seat. My older sister said she is not taking me to watch 3D again.

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My vomit is more colorful than the Shire.

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

*This is a review of the Extended Version, or Special Edition, or Director's Cut, or whatever they call this.


Nobody thought that J.R.R. Tolkien's beloved classic could ever make it to the big screen. That is, until Peter Jackson came along.

Saving a hell of a lot of money on post-production while at the same time preserving realism, Jackson employed old-school photography techniques, such as forced perspective. This also makes you appreciate Peter Jackson's intense pre-production work and storyboarding.