El Presidente

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The copy just sounds wrong.

There is a line from the film Braveheart which goes, "History is written by those who have hanged heroes." Aside from being a 4-5 hit alliteration combo, that saying rings true, especially in the days of the first Philippine republic.

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"A monkey with a gun? How fascinating."

Pridyider

Another local movie that fell under the "horror/thriller" category this year─these things are actually gaining ground in the movie industry and there's no signs of letting up.

Just like Carlo J. Caparas and his massacre flicks before.

What Goes On in Baron's Brain

To avoid any potential libel suit, we've withheld the surname. Baron who? I was talking about Baron... Munchausen. Yes, that's right. Baron Carpet Munchausen. High-five!

So this is what Baron sees, and this is what goes on in his brain:

Oy, exposed shoulder. Tsup tsup.

Nice Work, Baron Geisler!

"Back to rehab, bitches!"

Read this off a tabloid last Monday:

Baron Dinakma ang Suso ni Cherry Pie.

Now there's only one Cherry Pie in showbiz, and that's Cherry Pie Picache. And she's old. Well, not that old. But certainly not that young.

Well I guess her breasts are still firm though, because Baron wouldn't make a grab at them if they weren't.

Wait, no scratch that. It's Baron Geisler. He makes a grab at anything.

Good job, Baron. What would Philippine showbiz be without you?


Read the story here. 


*pic from ABS-CBN.

Baron Geisler Farts at My Mom

This was during the last day of the wake of the late Johnny Delgado.

DRAMATIS PERSONAE
MOM -- My mother
TITA -- My aunt, my mom's cousin
BARON GEISLER
FRIEND -- BARON GEISLER's female friend

Outside the chapel. Two benches, separated by a potted plant in between.

From left to right: On the first bench, FRIEND, then BARON GEISLER. Then the plant. Then MOM, then TITA.

MOM and TITA are chatting with each other, as are BARON GEISLER and FRIEND. They do not see each other because of the potted plant.

Suddenly MOM hears an unmistakable, very loud farting sound. Not just one fart, but three successive farts, one long, followed by two short ones. (Proooooooot...prooot...prooot)

MOM
Ay ano ba 'yun?

TITA
(who also heard it) Onga, ano 'yun?

BARON GEISLER
(looks out from behind the plant, then sees MOM and TITA) Ay! Sorry po! Kala ko po walang tao e. (points to FRIEND) Ito po kasi o, ka-babaeng tao, anlakas umutot.

FRIEND
Hoy ano ka, ikaw kaya 'yun!

BARON GEISLER and FRIEND stand up laughing, then leave.

MOM
Si kuwan 'yun, 'di ba...si Baron Geisler?

TITA
Oo mare. Inututan ka ni Baron Geisler.

END

*pic from abs-cbn.com