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Your Highness

I expected this film to be a sort of Pineapple Express set in medieval times. You know, because James Franco is in it. But it wasn't. There was barely any explicit pot smoking here.

James Franco plays a pothead so well.

This is basically just a fantasy flick with lots of gore,


a dickless guy,


Charles Dance (the guy who played Lord Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones), Damian Lewis (the guy who played Maj. Dick Winters in Band of Brothers), and two hot girls by the names of Zooey Deschanel

"You think I'm hot?"

and Natalie Portman, who looks so damn sexy it's like she never gave birth.

"Don't even think about it."

Although this film flopped in the box office, I really do hope this doesn't discourage Danny McBride from writing any more comedies. The man is funny, no question about that. Maybe he just wasn't lucky enough with this flick.

"Fuck the critics."

Your Highness. USA. 2011.

Rating: Five and a half out of ten.

*some info from IMDb
images from VLC


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