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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Reasons to watch it:

1. Steve Zahn
Steve Zahn is a really funny actor. Funny in an "I'm not even trying" sort of way. I hope he gets more roles.

"Hahaha! I'm funny, right?"


2. MILF
This is Rachael Harris, who happens to be a mom I'd like to... a MILF.

Definitely the glasses.


3. The kid who looks like Chunk
His name is Robert Capron. A natural actor if I ever saw one. Remember Chunk from The Goonies? Capron is the new Chunk.

He should totally be in a Goonies remake, Spielberg.


4. Chloë Grace Moretz
Yeah, I have a crush on a 13-year old. So sue me. But in less than five years, she'll be eighteen. We'll see who's laughing then.

"You're thirty?"


Do not watch this movie for any other reason than the ones stated above. So what if this is based on some popular book? I never read the book. And I don't plan to.


*some info from IMDb
pics from the movie


Diary of a Wimpy Kid. USA. 2010.


Original rating: One out of ten.
Bonus points: One point for every reason stated above.
Final rating: Five out of ten.

2 comments :

Hilarious shit! Wait for us Chloe please?!?

Haha! Pwede na ba pang-Cracked?

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