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Underworld: Rise of the Lycans


Another prequel thingy on how the war began between the werewolves and vampires. It's a sorta revolution flick starring The Chosen One werewolf that's stronger and smarter than all werewolves and vampires combined. Yes, he is Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ wants to revolt against the werewolves' slavery under the vampire regime.

Then, Jesus Christ also falls in love with the Trinity-of-The-Matrix-version-of-a-vampire, which gets Trinity killed. Which gets everybody mad and so, everyone blames each other. Trinity's father and Jesus Christ hate each other's guts.

It's a nice watch with all the action-y and sexy scenes. The touch of leather jacket is always fun but the love shit sometimes get tiring. Revolution climaxed by the death of the lover? Typical.

6/10

4 comments :

Boo! Where is Kate Beckinsale??

Claire said...

Sa sinapupunan ng babaeng yan. Hahahahaha.

Ang corny mo Claire!

Claire said...

Nagmana sa'yo! :P

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